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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

Oh, and check out Spindle Park – it’s a quiet spot ideal for unwinding. I always run there after a long session of counseling. The park’s got a dusty trail and weird-sounding stone benches that seem to murmur, “Just relax already!” Honestly, sometimes I laugh so hard at the randomness, like a slapstick comedy show every day. And btw, it's not perfect; the park gets messy sometimes, but that's what gives it character, right?